"What's going on? Freak...RUN!"

One especially insightful young man spoke to me the other day of relationships and their unfortunate beginnings...or lack thereof. I stated that men need to step up their game, grow a pair, and start asking girls out, as it is their duty to womankind. I explained that when us girls go after men, we have a tendency to be viewed as desperate. He replied as follows: "If the gazelle starts chasing the lion he's like, 'What's going on? Freak...RUN!" Yes girls, we are the gazelle. So if guys like to be the one to chase the girls down, lets get on with it. The only reason the gazelle starts chasing is because she's tired of waiting around for the stupid lion to pounce. So, she figures if she inches toward him he'll get the idea she wants to be chased. After all, she is a gazelle...But no. See, lions are stupid. So the gazelle thinks that if she chases him he'll get off his rear and get the clue to chase back, so she does. And what does our dear lion do? "Freak...RUN!" He gets off his tush alright, but he's headed the wrong freaking direction!!! Oh silly gazelle.