I'm a Barbie girl!

Let's be serious, Barbie's the only girl who likes to be played with. Which is obvious...Her bikini is always falling off in the store. However, those of us who don't come from the racks of your local toy store have something other than fleshy colored plastic occupying our insides. It sound just like the word heart. Oh yeah, it is a heart! Caution: Contents may be soft, squishy, and incredibly fragile. That's right, it hurts when you poke at it, drop it, run over it...that sort of thing. And unlike Barbie, it can't be fixed with super glue. We don't come from boxes, we don't have to buy our friends, and we're not all hot after Ken. If you want a girl to play with boys, Barbie's waiting at Wal-mart!