Friday, May 7, 2010

In the Jungle

Welcome to BYU-'I do'! Birthplace of the mighty Love Jungle! Population: Some astronomical number of overly lovey-dovey couples, and even larger amount of disgusted single people. BYU-'I do' boasts stunning displays of public affection, including but not limited to: intense make out sessions, frolicking about clinging to one another's hands, and last, but certainly not least, that adorable cuddling we all like to see! As one might imagine, BYU-'I do' subjects it's residents to sickening displays of love, sappy infatuation, and eternal happiness! It comes with the territory! However, BYU-'I do' is not for the faint of heart or the weak in stomach. Such displays may cause: Nausea, annoyance, heart break, vomiting, bitterness, and a general lack of faith in people's ability to remain sane while under the influence of attraction. One word of warning: Don't stand too close, our sappy love might rub off on you!

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